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Conspiracy Theories

Episode 89 – Conspiracy Theories

In this episode, Heather and Liz talk about Conspiracy Theories… especially those that turned out to be true (or FEEL like they are true!). Join in as we talk about Chapstick, LSD, and a little Jesus.

Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Theories

We talk about Apple, a list of crazy theories that actually turned out to be true, and some that maybe haven’t been proven but FEEL true enough that we believe them without proof.

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Not so great expectations

Episode 60: Not So Great Expectations

Happy New Year! 2016 was a total bitch, and not in a good way like we are. In this episode, we talk about the not so great expectations of being a girl, and also provide a memorial on the late Carrie Fisher.

Not so great expectations

In Memory of Carrie Fisher…

We recorded the actual episode before Christmas, so when we woke up to the news that Carrie Fisher, our beloved Princess Leia, had died a few days after a heart attack. It was really devastating. Liz wrote about it on her blog, so you can read that here, but this was our recognition of an amazing woman who was an actor, an advocate for the mentally ill, and a fantastic writer. The day after, her mother, Debbie Reynolds, also died. So much tragedy in such a short time. Prayers for Gary Fisher. You can’t explain death to a dog. Let the love of Carrie carry us forward into DOING something, rather than waiting for things to happen. Let’s make the world a better place.

Moving on…

Not So Great Expectations

Heather loves day-drinking, especially at a festival. And the drunk texts from her during these events are also amazingly weird. But we want to talk about what it’s like being a girl when you aren’t really a “girly girl” and aren’t meeting up to expectations – ours or the world’s. First of all, just because we don’t always want to be girly doesn’t mean we want to be dudes. Get over your “penis envy” comments just because we don’t feel like doing our hair or makeup every day.

Story about Speedos. Just… don’t. Also, New Year’s Resolutions… stop. Stop hating yourself when you don’t meet these flighty goals. Make real goals and work on them. We talk about some goals that we have made over the years to better ourselves that aren’t just short-term goals.

The expectations we put on ourselves are often harder than the ones society imposes. We always assumed that we would be more put-together as adult women. And we judged, growing up, the moms/women who weren’t. We imagined that at some age, we would wake up and get our shit together. Still waiting…

Listen in to the rest.

Note: This is the “comfy” bra Operaman brought Liz when we went out and forgot to put one on…

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Laughter is the best medicine

Episode 55 – Laughter is the Best Medicine

In this episode, Liz and Heather decide that laughter IS the best medicine and attempt to lighten the mood after all of the post-election gloom.

Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the Best Medicine

We try not to get political on our show (ever), but we are recording the day after the election and really needed to get ourselves out of the funk. Our main goal is to make each other (and hopefully all of our listeners) laugh. We are not comedians, even though we are funny as shit most of the time, but we are trying. Hopefully it will bring a smile through the tears.

Rule of thumb – If you have an opinion about someone else’s Facebook post, keep that shit to yourself. If you want to start a conversation on YOUR wall, go for it (and be respectful and not an asshole), but don’t go on someone else’s status and be a dick.

Now sit back and relax and listen to us try to make each other laugh. Also, be prepared for the funniest joke in all the universe…allegedly. Man… these jokes are stupid. And awesome.

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